Although set in recent times, my world is now inhabited by a figure that resembles Hikaru Genji, the beloved protagonist of "Genji Monogatari" during the Heian period. At first, I contemplated the possibility of this being an imposter donning a cosplay costume but was startled enough to strike him with a metal bat. Later, I found myself intrigued enough to keep an eye on him. Gradually, he became an enjoyable presence in my life. Posting waka and other poetry on Twitter, he attracted a horde of followers drawn to his amorous demeanor, though he never once laid a finger on me. Perhaps it's the elegant charm and bashful disposition that endears him to me, but it seems like a gorgeous NEET has made his home with me.