"To everyone who has ever laughed, bullied, or insulted me, I declare: get in line and bear witness to my legendary feats," she proclaimed. However, her ex-husband, whom she had no history with, was instructed to wait at the back of the queue.
"What? Do you want to help me get revenge on them?" she inquired.
"I want to join in on the punishment, including punishing myself!" responded the wicked and affluent man as he brutally slapped himself.