While most people battle monsters to level up, employ their intellect to defeat foes, and establish profitable ventures after coming back to life, I am content with squandering my wealth as a way to reach my life's peak. Behold, I am Li Jing Long, the proud recipient of the enigmatic box of the wastrel. (This is a loose interpretation, as some phrases were unclear and the original included a reference to a webcomic that was not relevant to the content.)