Rewritten:
Jiang Ziya dozed off prior to the War of the Shang and Zhou deities' ascension, and only awakened a millennium later. To finalize the godly line-up, he scoured contemporary society for potential deities to battle their age-old foes. Though the adversaries lay in wait, the quasi-deities reveled in their idyllic lives, showing no interest in assuming divine roles once more.